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Janey Godley - Why Is She Still Here? - CANCELLED

Against all odds and filled with heaps of chemo Janey Godley returns this Autumn with her show 'Why Is She Still Here?', don't miss it at Beacon Arts Centre on Tuesday 15th and Wednesday 16th October!

Janey Godley - Why Is She Still Here? - CANCELLED

About Janey Godley - Why Is She Still Here? - CANCELLED

Controversy, cancellation, and cancer don’t always make the best comedy but in Janey’s hands this will be a dynamite of a gig.

The funny Scottish woman behind the voiceovers of Nicola Sturgeon during covid, is back on tour celebrating winning ‘The Billy Connolly, Spirit of Glasgow Comedy Award’.

Her feet are numb, and she has a lumpy hernia because of the cancer treatment, but she keeps going!

“I can’t believe I’m still alive” she says as many horrid trolls on twitter claim she’s faking cancer “if I was going to fake something it would have been the orgasms I keep having when I realise, they’re obsessed with me!” - Janey

Voiceovers, comedy, and outrageous stories are on the menu. Don’t miss it. Book now!

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