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Craig Hill: I’ve Been Sitting On This For A While!

Don't miss this unfiltered and hilarious evening with Scotland's favourite high octane Kilty Pleasure as Craig brings his new show to Beacon Arts Centre!

Craig Hill: I’ve Been Sitting On This For A While!

About Craig Hill: I’ve Been Sitting On This For A While!

1st February 2025
7.30pm
Beacon Arts Centre
Beacon Arts Centre Custom House Quay, Greenock PA15 1HJ
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From £16.60
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Stand-up comedy, dancing and everything you ever thought, but never said out loud!

Much loved and renowned world-wide for his cheeky, irreverent and uproarious live comedy, Craig’s tours are firmly established as a guaranteed laugh-out-loud night out. His razor-sharp wit and unsurpassed audience rapport have seen him perform all over Europe, Australia (including the Sydney Opera House) all over Scotland as well as south of the border and even a season of shows off-Broadway in New York.

Craig’s been twice nominated for the Sir Billy Connolly Spirit of Glasgow Award and his adrenaline-rush packed shows are hugely popular for a good reason - get ready for an outrageously fun night of fantastic laughs. Book early!

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